Perhaps you saw the Post item earlier today about the private dining room that renai-schnance man Julian Schnabel designed for the Old Homestead Steakhouse? Well, here’s your very first look at it. As “Page Six” mentioned, the Schnabel Room seats fourteen and is located in a closet that was converted during the steakhouse’s $1 million renovation (Eater has photos of the rest of the place, including a new third-floor dining room). So how can you book this baby for your next meatfest? Call the Old Homestead’s director of catering, Carol Troche, at 212-242-9040.