We’re pretty sure this is Marquee doorman Wass in a BlackBerry commercial. The guy’s really making good, no doubt to the chagrin of everyone he’s ever rejected. Meanwhile, it looks like his co-actor in The Wrestler, former Bungalow gatekeeper Armin Amiri, isn’t faring as well. The Post reports that Socialista has closed on the heels of the smoking bust we reported, partly because liquor-license holder Giuseppe Cipriani has disappeared to Uruguay. Hopefully there’s an iPhone ad in Armin’s future.
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