Top Chef Abandons New York

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New York is apparently not good enough for Top Chef: New York. Season five will travel to New Orleans for the finale, where guest judge Emeril Lagasse will try to out-catchphrase Padma Lakshmi. Bravos PR machine tells us that there will be a shocking twist on part one of the finale on February 18, one that we hope will make the show interesting to watch again. Our unenthusiastic predictions:
Stefan is actually from Delaware
Everyone on Team Rainbow hated each other
Hosea knocks up Leah

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