Rocked by Rocco

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Per a summary of her interview with Howard Stern, Match.com columnist Whitney Casey is really, um, hung up on Rocco DiSpirito: “[He] was the best lay she ever had. She also claims that he had a perfect penis. Howard asked what that means. Whitney said that he looks like the statue David. Howard said that statue has a small dick. She said that he's a good looking dude from head to toe and his penis was like a Viagra version of the statue of David.” [Down by the Hipster]