The New 12-Year-Old Critic?

Photo: Lox Populi

Ha-ha-ha, Russ & Daughters has “hired” a 7-year-old bagel sorter, who “looks like a very small Barack Obama” (he’s the son of GM Herman Vargas). Adorbs! Absolutely adorbs! Lorne Michaels, if you want to turn this post into a movie, e-mail us your best offer. [Lox Populi]