R.I.P. Sparks

Photo: Courtesy of MillerCoors

When Zima bit the bullet, MillerCoors announced that it was replacing it with Sparks on shelves. But now, thanks to an Illinois attorney-general investigation into whether the alcoholic energy drink was being marketed to minors, the company has agreed to pull Sparks, too. Of course, we assume club kids will still be able to score this foul concoction somewhere — we just saw a can of Cocaine at the deli at Spring and Lafayette. [St. Louis Business Journal via Gawker]