Fast-Food Freak-out Is Perfect Excuse for Hamburglar Puns

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Its Friday, so what the hell, were going to indulge this nonNew York story: A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger The report said the man would not let the woman out of the vehicle, so she threw his drink out of the car. In response, the man allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face. For comedic purposes, were going to assume that no one was harmed in this Big Mac attack and that the couple was just having some beef. So, choose a punch line, folks:

(a) This gives new meaning to burger bash!
(b) Were guessing they put the guy in the patty wagon!
(c) Thats a real open-faced sandwich!
(d) The official charge: assault with a deadly Whopper!

And bonus drink-toss pun: This marriage is looking very shaky

Heh. Scott Rose, were looking to you for more And for some local burger-related crime, see here.

Woman Attacked With Burger, Police Say [AP]