Blimpie: Home of the Scamwich Artist?

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One of the “gentlemen” from the Foggy Monocle hit his local Blimpie and was aghast to discover that the subs are a smidge more expensive than the $5 foot-longs at Subway. From the IM conversation that ensued:

SubwayDiner: what was her reasoning behind the absurd price of the meal?


ScammedMan: there was no reasoning


ScammedMan: except that it was written on the board


ScammedMan: it was written 999


ScammedMan: i thought that was the calorie count


ScammedMan: not the goddamn price!


SubwayDiner: well sure. 999 calaroies is totally acceptable