New Site Teaches the Art of Seductive Nachos

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Ew. Photo: Courtesy of Cook to Bang

Dude, how are we going to score chicks now that we can’t make it rain at Tenjune? Oh, damn, what’s this — a new Website called Cook to Bang! Awesome, bro, this guy teaches you how to pick up girls by making “condom-ments” like Horizontal Mambo Mango Salsa! And “Nipplers.” (Get it? Instead of nibblers? Nice.) Dude makes a good point: “Most girls are closet nymphos and they all love to eat.” Totally, brah. I am so going to give my girl a “Roasted Chicken Rubdown.”

Cook to Bang [Official site]