New Site Teaches the Art of Seductive Nachos

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Dude, how are we going to score chicks now that we cant make it rain at Tenjune? Oh, damn, whats this a new Website called Cook to Bang! Awesome, bro, this guy teaches you how to pick up girls by making condom-ments like Horizontal Mambo Mango Salsa! And Nipplers. (Get it? Instead of nibblers? Nice.) Dude makes a good point: Most girls are closet nymphos and they all love to eat. Totally, brah. I am so going to give my girl a Roasted Chicken Rubdown.

Cook to Bang [Official site]