Noooooo!!

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We knew things were bad when Mike’s Hard Lemonade desperately tried to win over dudes, but we didn’t know it was this bad in the world of malt bevvies. Zima is going to the great middle-school basement party in the sky, and distributors are being told to replace it on shelves with Sparks. Stand-up comics should revise their Zima jokes accordingly. [Business Sheet]

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