Someone with waaaaay too much time on their hands, God bless ‘em, has calculated the accuracy of the weekly Eater feature, BruniBetting, that guesstimates the number of stars the Times critic will give a restaurant. Turns out the site is right only 59 percent of the time. We’d just like to point out that on any given Friday, we know with 100 percent accuracy how many stars Platt will dole out on Monday. [Eat Me Daily]