The local legend generously agreed to do a cooking segment with the host, for whom he made all sorts of treats — including the Conan burger. When Conan asked if the ingredients included "a dash of sex appeal," Shopsin stared at him as if he were batshit insane. "Yeah, I don’t think I got that," he said, straight-faced. So restrained! Watch the impressively expletive-free video and see for yourself.