Patrick Bateman Would Love Zagat’s New Mobile Reservations

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Going mobile.Photo: Universal Pictures

OpenTable recently launched its mobile site, and now Zagat announces that users of can also take advantage of OpenTables system to make reservations via their cell phones. This kind of makes us wish American Psycho, with its Zagat-toting Patrick Bateman, had been written seventeen years later: I take out my iPhone 3G and use my Safari Web browser to access OpenTable via The Edge system is prohibitively slow, causing me to break into a cold sweat. Im almost on the verge of tears when Im finally able to tap into the Wi-Fi signal of a nearby Starbucks and within five minutes Ive used my AmEx Black Card to book a table at the second-hottest restaurant in the West Village, the Little Owl. Im looking forward to the house-made cavatelli wrap that Frank Bruni called first-rate when we drive by the Waverly Inn. I think I see Paul Allen walking in, meaning he somehow scored the restaurants secret number. My fists ball up in a powerful rage.