Grub Street

Our special Grub Street spam filter instantly zaps corporate cocktail recipes, but we’re glad this one got through: Unhinged comedian Zach Galifianakis has sent us the recipe for the “Super Sweet Martini” he makes in the hilarious third installment of his Absolut ads. After you've poured some vodka, you’re to inject “7 times as much icing into the glass using a pastry bag or plastic tube.” Then comes the “handful of colored sugar.” We really do have to extend kudos to Absolut for making their product look this unappetizing.

A Vodka Movie (Part 3) by Zach Galifianakis, Tim and Eric [YouTube]
Related: Galifianakis, Showalter Strive for Indie Cred [Vulture]