OMFG! According to the Editors’ Blog at W magazine, Hills duo Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, last seen honing their refined palates at Kobe Club with Natasha Bedingfield, are in talks to open an “upscale sports lounge” in the Dip space in Murray Hill. What will it be called? The Hill, obvi!!! LOL. It’s funny, the other day we received a bottle of Absolut’s new limited-edition flavor, Absolut Los Angeles — a trendy West Coast mix of açai, acerola, blueberry, and pomegranate. Will someone please hit us over the head with it?