New York Fails to Go No. 1 in Restroom Contest

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Ninja's Toto-lly awesome toilet didn't make the cut.Photo: Daniel Maurer


New York revels in its restrooms more than any other city (okay, except for that city with the toilet-themed restaurant), which is why were shocked that the winner of the Americas Best Restroom contest seems to be in Nashville? The land of outhouse derbies? Survey editor David Brandt says the results of the contest wont be announced until tomorrow, but since the press conference will occur at the Hermitage Inn Hotel, we can only assume its the winner and were told that after tens of thousands of votes cast at Bestrestroom.com, the only New York facilities to make the top ten were the restrooms at Grand Central. Look, we hate to put up a stink, but something doesnt smell right here. The survey just doesnt hold water. In fact, wed like to flush the results down Morimotos swirling-cyclone toilet. Americas Best Restroom, we implore you to do your duty cut the crap and take a look at our Guide to Loos You Can Use.

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