Molecular MiXXXology: Tailor’s Pornographic Gummy Bears


The dudes at UrbanDaddy, whom we believe were the first of 5,000 people to write about Tailor’s absinthe gummi bears, are going to be kicking themselves for not sniffing this one out instead. You won’t see it on the menu, but Tailor has been playing around with a tribute to “whiskey dick” that is so shocking we can’t even show it to you before the jump.

Gives a whole new meaning to hard liquor, doesn’t it?Photo: Melissa Hom