The defeat of Joey “Jaws” Chestnut in a beer-chugging contest sort of shattered our worldview (“he hustled me,” Joey complained after spewing the dregs of his pitcher), so we’re glad to see that victor Dewey Hammond has agreed to a rematch. Even Hammond knows he’s going down: “I have a feeling I'm about to be destroyed,” he writes. If by destroyed he means severely intoxicated, then probably yes.
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