To gain access to the club you must first possess a key. You see, first you go into a lovely little bodega and enter the bathroom with your key. You will see a bouncer in the bathroom guarding a stall. You give him the nod and he'll open the door and a wall will slide open revealing the club. Getting a key is easy. If you're our friend you already have one. If you're famous or strikingly beautiful, you already have one. We make mistakes though, and may want to offer you a key. E-mail Us, and let us know why you deserve a key.
Hmmm, so theres a hidden panel in a Lower East Side bodega? Sounds suspiciously like the Boston clothing shop Bodega. Were curious to read DBTHs upcoming interview with the management, but if this is indeed satire, how will it hold a candle to club NM-UH? Competition is fierce even in the world of fake clubs, it seems.
The Key to El Bao [Down By the Hipster]