Thanks to Heartland Brewery, Frat Boys Will Never Go Thirsty

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Big deal.Photo courtesy of Heartland Brewery

As if to spit in the face of the shrinking pint, Heartland Brewery has unleashed the Beer Goddess, a three-liter (or 6.3-pint) pilsner glass that customers can fill for $49 (the glasses themselves, of which there are 100, arent for keeps). Heartland claims this is Guinness-worthy (the record book, not the beer), but we regret to inform them that theyve failed to outdouche outdo Bounce Deuces $34 Table Tapper a three-foot plastic tube dispensing up to 116 ounces of brew (a good 15 ounces more than the Beer Goddess). One question: Can you do the biggest boilermaker of all-time by dropping a 74-ounce truffletini into this thing?