Thanks to Heartland Brewery, Frat Boys Will Never Go Thirsty

Big deal.Photo courtesy of Heartland BreweryAs if to spit in the face of the shrinking pint, Heartland Brewery has unleashed “the Beer Goddess,” a three-liter (or 6.3-pint) pilsner glass that customers can fill for $49 (the glasses themselves, of which there are 100, aren’t for keeps). Heartland claims this is Guinness-worthy (the record book, not the beer), but we regret to inform them that they’ve failed to outdouche outdo Bounce Deuce’s $34 Table Tapper — a three-foot plastic tube dispensing up to 116 ounces of brew (a good 15 ounces more than the Beer Goddess). One question: Can you do the biggest boilermaker of all-time by dropping a 74-ounce truffletini into this thing?