In his latest Travel Channel blog update, Anthony Bourdain writes about abusing a sponsor’s RV, firing automatic weapons with Ted Nugent, and eating a 72-ounce steak in a Texas roadhouse. But his most memorable words are about the inoffensive nation of Switzerland: "Even Ricola commercials make me break into a cold sweat. Lederhosen, Alpine hats, cuckoo clocks, St Bernards, cross-country skiers, and The Sound of Music make me physically ill.…Hell, I ain't ever making a show there anyhow. And their cheese? It sucks."
Anthony Bourdain's Blog: Guns and Butter [Travel Channel]