After Jessica “Chicken of the Sea” Simpson was photographed wearing a “Real Girls Eat Meat” T-shirt, the PETA blog posted the “Top Five Reasons Only Stupid Girls Brag About Eating Meat” (among them, “Meat will make you fat.” Uh-oh!). Despite the haters, Primehouse New York, the T-shirt’s creator, is now gleefully hocking it for $20 on its Website, “due to overwhelming demand.” Go ahead and order one, but don’t be surprised when you get splashed with red paint.
As Seen on Jessica Simpson! [B.R. Guest]
Top Five Reasons Only Stupid Girls Brag About Eating Meat [PETA Files]