Chocolate Bar Opens East Village Location

Funeral home not pictured.Courtesy of Chocolate Bar
Alison Nelson’s Chocolate Bar is opening its East Village location next Monday (it’ll also open in Qatar and Dubai in the fall — no joke) and its publicist wants to make sure you know exactly where it’ll be: “The award-winning candy store for grown ups announces the Grand Opening of its new East Village location at 127 East 7th Street between First Avenue and Avenue A (right next to the Peter Jarema Funeral Home).” (Perplexed bolding is ours.) So, to reiterate, in order to snag your grand-opening specials you may have to plow through the grieving bereft and confront your own mortality. That said — half-price drip coffee and espresso for the month of July!