And We All Learned A Valuable Lesson About Lazily-Presented Esoterica

Okay, the Review Matching Game was a bad idea. Nevertheless, for the record, here are the answers:

1) a; 2) g; 3) h; 4) f; 5) e; 6) d; 7) i; 8) b; 9) c; 10) j

As a consolation prize, we got three hilarious reviews for North Side Asian restaurants this morning from an IP address belonging to Automotive Rebuilders Supply in the Loop. Wow, it’s totally invasive of us to post that! Oh well, to the reviews:

Nohana:


NOHANA is a great place to eat very cheap and is fast service, I’ve been going there since it opened and never gotten sick,very clean..


One should hope not! It’s actually a pretty good metric though.

Matsu Shita:


This restaurant is okay, very pricie for small portions very bland the place is very clean the owner is the Sushi Chef very freindly but if you want really good Sushi this isn’t the place……


This review is all over the place: okay, pricy, stingy, bland, clean, owner-operated, friendly, mediocre? Maybe this is secretly the best review ever.

Sticky Rice:


I’ve been to other Thai places and nothing can’t beat Stick Rice this place is awsome siply tasty authentic.. 3 THUMBS UP


Never mind; this is the best review ever. You can beat it with a stick.

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And We All Learned A Valuable Lesson About Lazily-Presented Esoterica