Private Time With Jean-Georges and a Park View for Only $9,000

This man's time is valuable.Photo: Getty Images

If Jean-Georges Vongerichtens cookbook or his latest blog entry introducing his spring menu arent insight enough into Vongos world, Trump International is offering a two-hour Jean-Georges Culinary Master Course, in which hell show the ropes to two to four deep-pocketed aspiring cooks. But thats not all, folks!

You also get three nights in an executive suite! Act now, and youll receive breakfast for two at Nougatine! And what if we told you that you also receive a three-course Champagne dinner for two at Jean Georges? Be the fourth caller, and youll also get a signed copy of Jean-Georges's cookbook! All this for just $8,999! Thats right: $8,999! (Though that may break $9k when you tip the bellboy.)

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