Now that the subMercer (official spelling) has been anointed the new Beatrice, everyones going to want in. So whats the rigmarole? All you have to do is shoot an e-mail to email@example.com, and theyll hit you right back! With, um, this.
Thank you for your interest in the subMercer. Due to limited capacity, the subMercer is reservations only. Kindly let us know the time and date of your requested reservation, the number of people you wish to bring, your full contact information, and your relationship to the subMercer. Unfortunately we are not always able to accommodate requests, but we will notify you within 24 hours if it is possible to confirm your desired reservation.
Know this when requesting a resy: At the moment the place is only open Thursday through Saturday, 10 p.m. till 4 a.m. As for your relationship with the subMercer, well, thats for you to figure out. Were thinking its complicated aint going to cut it.