All You Need to Know About Saint Patrick's Day

The pipe, the pipes are calling... Photo: Getty Images

Faith and begob! It’s that time of year again! Time to swill green beer, be elbowed and hectored by snaggletoothed drunks in soccer jerseys, and be ralphed on by tubby blondes in dank, moist bars. It’s Saint Patrick’s Day! Happily, this paradise we call a city has some better options, from relatively low-key Irish bars to the best place to be on the parade route.

Saint Patrick’s Day Guide 2008