Catty Males Shake Beatrice; Charcuterie Mania

Clinton Hill: There are a few places in the nabe to find gluten-free products, but one celiac sufferer would like to find out about any others. [Clinton Hill Blog]
Lower East Side: Video of a Tailor bartender doing his thing. [Snack]
Midtown East: Former Savoy chef Matt Weingarten's year-long plans to start dinner service at Caf St. Barts will come to fruition on May 5. [Zagat]
Upper West Side: Bar Boulud may claim the top charcuterie in town (though Mia Donas stepping up), but you can also find some tasty stand-ins at Caf dAlsace and elsewhere, including Fort Greenes Stonehome Wine Bar. [Citysearch]
West Village: Spencer Morgan of the New York Observer supposedly slapped Hud Morgan from Mens Vogue at the Beatrice Inn on Wednesday night because the latter didnt respond to the formers apology e-mail. A true New York noble. [Gawker]