We thought about this a good long time. These were fine choices, to be sure, but why not come up with a beverage menu, if the monstrous menu Sakatos proposes isn’t appealing?
Juno: Any of the egg-based flip cocktails at Little Branch seem right, assuming they are fertilized.
There Will Be Blood: An easy one. There will be milkshake! In particular, the black and white milkshake at the Shake Shack, representing protagonist Daniel Plainview’s Manichaean view of the world.
Michael Clayton: The grizzled, self-hating Wasp George Clooney plays in this movie just needs a stiff martini, presumably at someplace powerful — say the Grill Room at the Four Seasons. Or perhaps, since it appears in the movie, our secret favorite bar in the city, Bill's Gay Nineties.
Atonement: Like a lot of people, our main memories of this movie are of its mood of regret, and star Keira Knightley’s glamorous green dress. So we’re calling this for the Staggerac at PDT, an absinthe-based cocktail bound to make you feel abiding remorse.
No Country for Old Men: Although its villain’s habit of bumping people off with an air-powered stun gun suggests a potent but foamy drink, we’re going instead with our favorite Texas cocktail: the Hill Country Cooler at Hill Country, a perspective-adjusting mix of Tito’s vodka, triple sec, and Tang.
Related: ‘I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!’: A Guide to Proper Usage [Vulture]