A Water That Promises More Than Mere Hydration

Balance Water

This water will make you a better person.Photo: Everett Bogue

If youre a female bloated, constipated, uncreative, agitated, insomniac who isnt coping well with change, then weve got the water for you. Or maybe youre an uneasy traveler, afraid of flying, wary of new environments, and sunburned. Theres water for you, too! Perhaps your work is costing you sleep, focus, regular bowel movements, and a shiny coat. Drink the water! Grub Street received three such cure-alls in bullet-shaped bottles all the way from Australia. (Sadly, they sent us no remedy for our dull, backed-up, out-of-focus children.) Balance water uses infused flower essences (colorless! Tasteless!) to transmit the power of remote Australian flowers into pedestrian American water. And all for a suggested retail price of $2.29 a liter! That kind of pricing might play Down Under, but here we pay premium for such promises. Aileen Gallagher

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