Waitresses serving juicy T-bones while wearing Juicy Couture T-backs.
Beer helmets custom manufactured to accommodate $1,000 bottles of Krug.
Maximum cockupancy sign lights up when too many dudes are in the room.
Mac 'n' cheese on the menu, guys cheesily macking on the waitresses at the tables.
Takeout food served in douche bags.
Waitresses serve your entre with extra jiggle if you order the steak and shake special.
Restaurant playlist comprised completely of manthems such as Rock You Like a Hurricane.
First-ever tequila sommelier Tila Tequila?
Cuddle shuttle, manned by strippers, running between Maxim Prime and Roberts at the Penthouse Executive Club.
Of course, Chodorow has told the Observer that Maxim Steak will be an intelligent steakhouse for intelligent people, so who are we to say?