"The downstairs neighbors are a little weird."Photo: Daniel Maurer
Considering they blew $2 million on the place, we assumed the proprietors of the Box
had the building all to themselves, but apparently even the hottest club in the city can’t afford to live without a roommate. To that end, if you want a nice quiet workspace right above the S&M shows, it can be yours for a little over $115,000 per
year. According to the broker’s listing
, “all uses [will be] considered”— so feel free to set up a fake VIP room and convince eager cover-payers they’re actually inside of the Box. After all, remember Noel Ashman’s “Upstairs at Studio 54”?
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