Gawker Lays Hate on Restaurant Girl Danyelle Freeman

Danyelle Freeman

Danyelle Freeman took a beating from Gawker this week.Photo: Patrick McMullan

Now that Bruni Digest author Julia Langbein is blogging for Gourmet, you dont hear many jabs at Franks purple prose anymore. Enter Gawker, which yesterday took aim at a much fresher target in not one but three posts skewering Danyelle Freeman, a.k.a. Restaurant Hurl. Somehow we dont think Gawkers back-to-back parody reviews which focused on a sandwich we eat about three times a week, Despaas El Quixote will cause Freemans future dispatches to be any less florid and torrid.

Which is why it may be time for the inimitable Ms. Langbein to revive her site in honor of the Daily Snooze critic (the one at the Times clearly isnt going anywhere). If Julia comes through, well treat her to a Quixote sandwich with its rapturously/lusciously/enchantingly chewy bread.

Earlier: 'Industry Types' Baffled by Restaurant Girl [Grub Street]

Related: Danyelle Freeman Sucks: The Bone Marrow Out of Life in General [Gawker]
The El Quixote Sandwich is as Disappointing as A Terrible Food Blogger Book Deal [Gawker]
The Delicate Pas De Deux of the El Quixote Sandwich [Gawker]
The Bruni Digest [Official site]