Beyond Our Linguistic Comprehension: Wings Around The World

So we called up Wings Around the World for a menu, and they sent it to us via email. Which is all well and good, but then we read the email’s signature:


Thank you for choosing Wings Around The World, the only place where you can let you taste budds soar through “Flavors To Infinity”! Have a Good Day.


Good thing we accomplished everything we’ve wanted to in life, because we have to go kill ourselves now. And we will drift up to Heaven on wings of buffalo.

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UPDATE: a kindly reader wrote in to make sure we weren’t actually going to kill ourselves. Don’t worry! We’re only going to wash our brain out with soap. Harsh soap.

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Beyond Our Linguistic Comprehension: Wings Around The World