Director Arden Wohl Only Eats Fish Twice a Week

Arden Wohl

Arden Wohl will teach a man to fish, twice a week.Photo: Melissa Hom

Last fall during Fashion Week, rising director and headwear-loving alternasocialite Arden Wohl was walking the runway for Imitation of Christ. This time around, shes been holed up in pre-production for her movie starring Leelee Sobieski (the narrator of her student film Coven) which shell shoot later this month in Long Island City. Its about New York women, and life. Its about dreams, she breathlessly told us before running to a premiere party where she slowed down for just one second to let us photograph her catching a drink. What else did this confessed leather-wearing pescatarian eat this week?

Thursday, September 6
I had Heartland granola cereal. I had some water crackers with a little bit of that good salsa and some fig compote. And I had a natural energy bar.

Wednesday, September 5
I woke up really early and had a natural energy bar, Ezekiel cereal with rice milk (plain, no flavor).

For lunch I went to Pepe Verde and had a tuna-salad sandwich with focaccia bread. I only eat fish twice a week. Theyre overfishing, and its really bad. Theres a lot of mercury in tuna. I eat crabs, theyre like spiders. I never ate red meat really I wear leather, so Im a hypocrite. I just dont like it.

I went to the Spotted Pig late night, and I had an order of French fries and the side plate of vegetables. I ate the entire basket of bread. My friend had a burger, and it was red and bleeding it was disgusting. At the same time its probably better eating organic meat than eating fish at this state in the game because theyre overfishing.

Tuesday, September 4
I had a bagel from Out of the Kitchen, which is across the street from my house. I had a smoothie from Elixer it wasnt as good as the food. I had a vegan muffin. Then I went to Souen and had the macro platter without the beans its brown rice, kale, seaweed, and it usually has beans. I eat a lot of rice and beans. I ordered a juice to go.

I ordered a vegetarian burrito from Bennys for dinner.

Monday, September 3
I went to Out of the Kitchen with my friend and had fresh OJ, and then we walked to sNice. I had a muffin, a vegan cupcake, and the vegan panini with tofu its tofu, pesto, and pine nuts, but its made without Parmesan cheese. I really have a great dislike for most hard cheeses.

I went to some Italian place in Little Italy, and I had plain pasta and then I had cheesecake. Throughout the day I ate the cookie dough out of Ben & Jerrys ice cream.

Sunday, September 2
I wasnt feeling well so I slept late. I went to Integral Yoga and got a swampy green drink with flaxseed oil and ginger and a weird vegan muffin. It was kind of gross.

I went to dinner at Morimoto and had the salad there I always have the same thing. I had two orders of the Alaskan-king-crab appetizer with spicy sauce. It comes in eight pieces, but I always wind up getting more.

Saturday, September 1
I went to Murrays Bagels, and I had the egg salad on whole-wheat bagel, and then I walked with my friend and I had chocolate-chip cookie dough from Haagen Dazs. The Ben & Jerrys is better than the Haagen Dazs its easier to get the cookie dough out. And theres more chunks in the low-fat version. I dont really like ice cream that much.