Perrier Wants to Get You Drunk

Crazier

It's water. Just crazier.Photo: Aileen Gallagher

Whens the last time you ordered a Vodka Perrier? Gin and Perrier? That overwhelming chorus of nevers is deafening to Perrier executives, and theyve taken their crack marketing team to the Lower East Side to remedy this situation. Last night at Fontanas we received a bottle of Crazier, and a free drink made of pineapple juice, coconut vodka, and Perrier. And yes, it was as disgusting as it sounds.

We also played with fun coasters that doubled as puzzles. (Beyond vomit, could there be a graver staff irritant in a bar than having to clean up scores of little puzzle pieces?) Once the pieces were removed, the coasters read Luckier, or Manlier, or Sexier, among others. So clevier! We cant wait to increase our bar tab with Perrier. Soda water is just insufficient and inexpensive. Aileen Gallagher

Coastiers!

Coastiers from Perrier!Photo: Aileen Gallagher