No Self-Respecting New Yorker Would Ever Eat Here

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The least Mexcellent restaurant of all time. Photo: Daniel Maurer's iPhone

We thought Dirty Sanchez, the name of the restaurant in Dodgeball, was the bottom of the barrel, but this food stand at La Guardia truly turns our hard taco soft. Have you seen some unfortunate restaurant names around the city? Send us a photo or the name and location to We'll print the best. Or, uh, worst.