Concept: An underground lair with a burbling concrete pool and a row of six chinoiserie doors — we’ve found Genghis Khan’s tomb!
Privacy: Plenty in the WCs until some confused soul tries to push open your door.
Amenities: Bamboo-paneled walls; a tropical frond poking out of the sink; a basin wide enough to bathe a toddler in.
Drawbacks: No urinals for those who prefer standing up. Oh, wait: There is that pool.
Strategy: Since service here can be atrocious, feel free to hide out in the bathroom reciting your mantra/drink order: pomegranate Cosmo pomegranate Cosmo