Calling himself “The Thomas Crowley Affair,” the mustached bon vivant lists among his favorite pastimes “flag burning,” “synchronicity,” and “pin-stripes, Windsor knots and other sartorial particularities.” But that’s not the best part. Under his dislikes, Crowley claims “saxophone solos (unless it's Spandau Ballet, where they make perfect sense, don't they?).” Absolutement! The self-described swinger, though, is less than candid in his job description: We don’t think that managing Bar Veloce really qualifies as “world domination.” On the other hand, no one is nominating us for best-dressed men.
The Best Dressed Real Man in America [Esquire]