Deep in the heart of Wachtung, where 4x4's and cowboy hats are standard issue, is the Colorado Café, a line-dancing hall, live music venue, and barbecue joint that gets crowds worthy of Nashville’s White Horse Saloon. It’s the home of every hard-partier’s holy grail: a mechanical bull named Buck-Off who, as N.J. Guido–worthy photos on the Website testify, prefers to be ridden by bikini babes and pec-flexing beefcakes. We visited Buck-Off recently, and the last thing we remember before waking up with a bad Jell-O-shot hangover and an inner-thigh bruise that didn’t go away for a month was a cover band playing “Living on a Prayer.” You ain’t gonna get that in San Fermin, and you probably won’t get it at Johnny Utah’s either.
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