What if Don Quixote had knocked over the windmill or Sisyphus had gotten over the hump? It wouldnt be more inspiring than the news that Andy Spitz, owner of the New York Magazine buildings luncheonette, the Inhouse Nosh Caf, has won his fight against City Hall. According to Spitz, he made such a powerful case before the Department of Health that they reversed themselves and let the Nosh Caf reopen just days after being given 110 points.
I looked it up. It was illegal what they tried to do! Spitz tells us emphatically. He claims that according to the code, a request for new equipment (in this case, a new sink) is not cause for an immediate shutdown. They wouldnt acknowledge that it was illegal, but they knew. Inhouse is up and running, but Andy still doesnt understand why the young inspector who came last week treated him like an enemy. He remains outraged: Its like the storm troopers in the thirties! They think they can do anything with impunity. He isnt satisfied with reopening, either. Spitz says he is considering filing a suit against the city with famously publicity-seeking divorce lawyer Raoul Felder. Maybe the city should just take out its checkbook now.