Buy Steaks Out of a Van Near Flatbush Avenue

Brooklyn Heights: Jack the Horse Tavern now serves brunch. [Brooklyn Heights Blog]
Chelsea: Checking in on Balduccis: If Marilyn Monroe were to come back as a cupcake, this is probably what she would look like. [Blog Chelsea] Also, Cain bails on clubland for downtown, near GoldBar. [NYP]
East Village: Seder storytelling happening at Mo Pitkins tonight and tomorrow at 7 p.m.; a ticket also gets you gefilte fish and hard-boiled eggs. [Mo Pitkins]
Fort Greene: Sordid tale of greed may have forced Christian Dennery to sell Liquors restaurant, but whatever: Where will we get our Bloody Marys? [Clinton Hill Blog]
Harlem: Caf Largo has reopened after an exhausting four-year renovation; the space is sexier, and new brick oven? Could serve three restaurants. [Uptown Flavor] Meanwhile, could a former Associated supermarket become a W Hotel? [Harlem Fur]
Lower East Side: Chef Shane Coffey will leave his head post at Alias Restaurant by the end of April and move to Aspen. [Eat for Victory/VV]
Prospect-Lefferts-Gardens: You like meat?: Omaha steaks now available from unmarked vans near the Associated! [My Life in Brooklyn via Gowanus Lounge]