Weird Al Apparently Still Fat. Really, Really Fat

In our continuing quest to get you cultured and well fed (remember Jason Wishnows scenes of vegetable sensuality?), we offer the video of what must be the best song about food since Weird Al Yankovics Eat It or perhaps R. Kellys Sex in the Kitchen. Appropriately enough, the new contender is a Weird Al interpretation of an R. Kelly Song: Trapped in the Drive-Thru. If you think waiting in line for a pigs tail and a gallon of beer at Fette Sau is harrowing, let this eleven-minute epic serve as a reminder of how much worse the burbs have it. Dont be fooled by the lines And now were finally drivin away / And the food is drivin me mad / With its intoxicating bouquet. This one doesnt end happily.