The Week In (User) Reviews

Every Friday, we provide you with the best–and the worst–user reviews from the week. The following reviews are real, valid, submitted, unedited (except where marked) reviews from our various sites.

Honorable mentions:

i was a bit focused by menu…all the dishes seem the same!!!

If you want to spend $300 somewhere and be guaranteed post-date sex, this is the place to do it.

The Top (Bottom) Three Reviews after the jump

Pretty much across the board. Not one of us was pleased with the food, and really all we needed was basic bistro fare at [redacted], which seems to be slipping or something. It’s a little like the Michael Richards rant. Avoid or prepare to be sad.

The Top (Bottom) Three Reviews after the jump

Third place goes to the person who used the word “sushies”:

It is a shame to let a restaurant serve this kind of food, the sushies are full of fat, it is not healthy food, i would even add that it is dangerus!

Our runner up:

My grandfather, who stormed the beaches at Normandy came with me to [redacted]. He said that eating their was a worse experience than having his friends die next to him on d-day.

Our “winner” is the epitome of the ugly customer:

I approached the man at the counter and asked him if they had white American cheese, he condescendingly blurted out “No. American cheese is not white, it’s yellow.” and then stomped away, not looking at me the entire time. I subsequently told the man at the register and the hostess that yellow American cheese is welfare cheese and it is nasty, the man replying “White American cheese is very rare.” Yes, well my opinion is that white American is not rare, it’s just more expensive and tastes better, and that buying ingredients on the cheap gets you a negative review.

Our “winner” is the epitome of the ugly customer:

The Week In (User) Reviews