Theme: Four doors of unfinished pine, electric candle sconces, and wreaths in the waiting hallway exude a Little Red Riding Hood vibe.
Privacy: It’s unnerving to see spectre-like shadows move in the frosted-glass windows. The doors close noisily.
Amenities: A wicker wastebasket; a couple of candles sit on top of the paper-towel dispenser.
Drawbacks: One of the doors in the claustrophobic waiting hallway is marked WC but is actually a coat closet. Plus — smallest sinks ever.
Strategy: Take your tablecloth into the loo with you; you’ll need to use it as an apron to avoid sink splash.
Rating: [No stars]
— Daniel Maurer