Choco Jesus Forsaken in Midtown

Chelsea: Surprise! The imminent opening of a Dunkin Donuts a few doors down from Donut Pub, a fixture since 1964, inspires anti-chain sentiment. [Villager]
Lower East Side: The soft opening of the 2,000-square-foot Boucarou Lounge offers leopard-skin tube tops and cocktails with dumb names cocktails with dumb names? No way. [Gawker]
Midtown East: The showing of My Sweet Lord, the life-size, anatomically correct chocolate Jesus, has been canceled. [Eat for Victory/VV]
Times Square: Attention Department of Health: At Tycoon Sushi Steakhouse in gentlemans club Cheetah, Shinsaku Yamakage of Blue Ribbon will serve his cuisine off naked women. [Eater]