Concept:White-tiled minimalism with just a touch of artistocracy, owing to a tiny crystal chandelier.
Privacy: The sliding door wasn’t closing properly on our visit, but we’re not sure why it was there to begin with, since there’s also a door to the toilet. There’s a weird skylight over the pot that makes you wonder whether someone is peeping from above.
Amenities: A bowl of potpourri in the WC; a clear plastic box of it is in the sink area.
Drawbacks: The WC is slightly larger than an airplane bathroom (not that Ralph Fiennes would care). Some of the seats are so close together at this tiny joint that you have to ask neighboring patrons to stand and let you out in order to use the loo.
Strategy: Ask for an outside table if you plan to use the restroom, otherwise use it before you’re seated.
Rating: [No stars] — Daniel Maurer