‘Top Chef’ Wannabes, Now Is Your Chance — to Get Baked With Padma Lakshmi

We know it might seem like weve gone Top Chef crazy these past few days, but so have many New Yorkers. Were guessing some of you might even want to become contestants on the show. If so, fill out this application and hasten down to the French Culinary Institute on Sunday at noon with a rsum, photo, certificate of veracity, and the insatiable desire to be made a fool of on national TV. (Weve only got that last thing; otherwise wed go.) Who knows, if recent allegations are true, you might even get to smoke a joint with Padma Lakshmi.

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